Safe Driving has benefits everywhere – take note of the following story…. The cops were traveling down the highway at around 1 o’clock in the morning near Tulsa , Oklahoma . They found this on the road. Another patrol … Continue reading →
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They … Continue reading →
by Kurt Hildebrand – Editor khildebrand@recordcourier.com / Article from: The Record-Courier I hope Mr Hildebrand won’t mind my posting his article here on my humble li’l blog?? This lady Sue, is my cousin and I was very pleased to read … Continue reading →
Norbert Rosing’s striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada ‘s Hudson Bay . The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs when the … Continue reading →
It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The storage method devised was to stack them as … Continue reading →
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they … Continue reading →
Wayne Rooney has just negotiated a £30,000 PER WEEK rise on top of his already grotesquely enormous contract. Two planes landed in England the other day: One carried a group of grotesquely over-paid, immature, under-achieving football players, who complained … Continue reading →
Heard it before?? Ok – but it’s still a bit of a chuckle! ****** FROM ROLLS-ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE ****** Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all … Continue reading →
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn … Continue reading →
Ok – so you read it before – others may not have!! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take … Continue reading →
When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly … Continue reading →
Scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Getting old is so much fun… Remember: Don’t make Old People mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much … Continue reading →
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it’s safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an ‘intellectually challenged’ co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the beeper was for. I explained that it signals blind … Continue reading →
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, … Continue reading →
(Disclaimer – I was sent this and it just made me chuckle! NO offense intended to any person, living or dead or thinking about either!) A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful and things went from … Continue reading →
Checking out at Tesco, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.” … Continue reading →
My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’ He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Bankstown , Sydney …..
We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had … Continue reading →
Mastercard, Absolutely Priceless ….. CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE ……. Reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle Recently: Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless; and it’s so easy to see happening … Continue reading →
Incredible footage has been released showing the bird’s eye view enjoyed by crew aboard a Lancaster bomber flying over London for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The aeroplane, which is part of the RAF’s Battle of Britain Memorial Flight (BBMF), … Continue reading →
An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of … Continue reading →
This may well be an old joke, but it certainly brought a smile to my face!! A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the … Continue reading →
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As I walked down the busy pavement with my dear wife, knowing we were late for church, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, ragged vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Some people turned to stare. … Continue reading →
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you … Continue reading →
Your attitude towards life defines not only who you are, But the quality of life you have. You can’t do what?? Have you ever seen more beautiful smiles than these? Forgive me when I whine, with eyes to see the … Continue reading →
Bee Health is Suffering. The new culprit would appear to be a pesticide made with Neonicotinoids
Continue reading →The State of Play – recently watched here as it was missed when it first came out – SUPERB! Great story well written and very well performed – Bill Nighy is, once again, a treat to watch! Other TV … Continue reading →
This story came in an email – with a slight proviso at the beginning here. Subject: Re: FW: A great story from WW11Well we did this one before….. it’s basically TRUE, although some of the prose has been coloured (never … Continue reading →
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a … Continue reading →