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OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 25, 2012 by Mike FindingJune 23, 2012

Ok – so you read it before – others may not have!! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take … Continue reading →

Posted in Fun! | Tagged Getting Old

IDIOT SIGHTING 4: A Local Garage (not near us as far as I know!)

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 24, 2012 by Mike FindingJune 17, 2012

When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly … Continue reading →

Posted in All sorts

Shot my first turkey yesterday!

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 23, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

  Scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Getting old is so much fun… Remember: Don’t make Old People mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much … Continue reading →

Posted in Fun! | Tagged Turkey Shoot?

IDIOT SIGHTING 3 – Government Employee

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 22, 2012 by Mike FindingJune 17, 2012

The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it’s safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an ‘intellectually challenged’ co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the beeper was for. I explained that it signals blind … Continue reading →

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Leaving Work Early

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 19, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fun!

Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 19, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

(Disclaimer – I was sent this and it just made me chuckle! NO offense intended to any person, living or dead or thinking about either!) A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful and things went from … Continue reading →

Posted in Fun!

The Green Thing (Read it before? Ne’r mind!! Have another look!!)

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 18, 2012 by Mike FindingJune 18, 2012

Checking out at Tesco, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Education | Tagged The Green Thing

IDIOT SIGHTING 2 – IN FOOD SERVICE:

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 18, 2012 by Mike FindingJanuary 13, 2013

My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’ He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Bankstown , Sydney …..

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IDIOT SIGHTING 1

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 16, 2012 by Mike FindingJune 17, 2012

We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had … Continue reading →

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CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE ……. JUST PRICELESS

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 16, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

Mastercard, Absolutely Priceless ….. CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE ……. Reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle Recently: Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless; and it’s so easy to see happening … Continue reading →

Posted in Fun!, Sillyness | Tagged Credit Card Underpayments

Jubilee Fly Past

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 14, 2012 by Mike FindingJune 14, 2012

Incredible footage has been released showing the bird’s eye view enjoyed by crew aboard a Lancaster bomber flying over London for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The aeroplane, which is part of the RAF’s Battle of Britain Memorial Flight (BBMF), … Continue reading →

Posted in All sorts, News | Tagged Jubilee Flypast, lancaster bomber

Happily Married!!

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on June 13, 2012 by Mike FindingJune 13, 2012

An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of … Continue reading →

Posted in Fun!, Grumpy Old People

Stud Rooster

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on May 31, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

This may well be an old joke, but it certainly brought a smile to my face!! A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Fun!

If you ever think about how bad things are for you…

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on May 30, 2012 by Mike FindingSeptember 21, 2015

Check out this guy Nick Vujicic!! Nick Vujicic-Discouraged Or Feeling Down? Need Motivation? Try Living A Life Without Limbs Ok – Now if you ever think about how bad things are for you…

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Posted in Inspiration, Make Money Online

Perils of a religious Upbringing…

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on May 16, 2012 by Mike FindingMay 16, 2012

As I walked down the busy pavement with my dear wife, knowing we were late for church, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, ragged vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Some people turned to stare. … Continue reading →

Posted in Fun!

Seniors Banking… PRICELESS!!

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on May 2, 2012 by Mike FindingMay 2, 2012

Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you … Continue reading →

Posted in Grumpy Old People | Tagged Grumpy old people

Attitude is everything!

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on April 25, 2012 by Mike FindingApril 25, 2012

 Your attitude towards life defines not only who you are, But the quality of life you have. You can’t do what?? Have you ever seen more beautiful smiles than these? Forgive me when I whine, with eyes to see the … Continue reading →

Posted in All sorts, Just DO it! | Tagged attitude is everything

Bees are suffering from humans! (Originally posted back in April 2012)

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on April 22, 2012 by Mike FindingSeptember 18, 2022

Bee Health is Suffering. The new culprit would appear to be a pesticide made with Neonicotinoids

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Posted in Health of Bees Worldwide, Healthy Bits, Natural Health, Nature, News, Science & Nature | Tagged Bee Health, Factual Information, Natural Health, Neonicotinoids, Science & Nature

Top TV Series – great well produced programs!

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on April 22, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 22, 2016

  The State of Play – recently watched here as it was missed when it first came out – SUPERB! Great story well written and very well performed – Bill Nighy is, once again, a treat to watch! Other TV … Continue reading →

Posted in Recommended TV and Film | Tagged Ashes to Ashes, Edge of Darkness, Life on Mars, State of Play, the Insider, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

WW2 – Charlie Brown and Franz Stigler incident

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on March 24, 2012 by Mike FindingMarch 24, 2012

This story came in an email – with a slight proviso at the beginning here. Subject: Re: FW: A great story from WW11Well we did this one before….. it’s basically TRUE, although some of the prose has been coloured (never … Continue reading →

Posted in Inspiration

Farmer John’s Chickens

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on March 19, 2012 by Mike FindingMarch 19, 2012

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a … Continue reading →

Posted in Fun!, Sillyness | Tagged you're 'avin a laugh!

Pork Chops…………..or not!

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on March 18, 2012 by Mike FindingMarch 18, 2012

In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Looks like a dateline of 2004 on this story, but a great story anyway! Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, … Continue reading →

Posted in Nature | Tagged Tiger and piglets

Tech Support:

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on March 8, 2012 by Mike FindingMarch 8, 2012

Tech Support:      ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop. Customer:             ‘OK.’ Tech Support:      ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’ Customer:             ‘No.’ Tech Support:      ‘OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?’ Customer:             ‘No.’ Tech Support:      ‘OK, … Continue reading →

Posted in Sillyness

Jequirity bean bracelets …… an alert

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on March 7, 2012 by Mike FindingMarch 7, 2012

I received an email from a friend of mine yesterday. I add it here for information and having looked online this looks like a genuine situation. How do these things get through and what about the folks who MAKE them?? … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal Health Responsibility | Tagged Jequirity bean bracelets - an alert

The Love Dress.

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on February 26, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 24, 2012

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her Daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of  perfume … Continue reading →

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A Scotsman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on February 25, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 24, 2012

“Have you ever done anything in your life of particular merit?”, St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing”, the Scotsman replied. “On a trip to the outskirts of Glasgow , I came upon a gang of bikers … Continue reading →

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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on February 24, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 24, 2012

It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish Guardian. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, … Continue reading →

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Negativity “Parable”

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on February 22, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 22, 2012

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman … Continue reading →

Posted in All sorts | Tagged Negativity - Don't Listen!

Shampoo warning

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on February 21, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 21, 2012

Please share the following information with your friends. I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out before !!!!! I wash my hair in the shower and the shampoo runs down over my whole body. Printed very clearly on the … Continue reading →

Posted in Sillyness

Wild Turkey and Coke On A Tuesday Morning

MikeDF In the West Country Posted on February 20, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 20, 2012

An email from david at David the Letterman.com came in passing on this little gem! Glad I wasn’t driving! “I had to go to Harrison this morning and saw this Coke truck sitting on the side of the road. When … Continue reading →

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