Have you heard this lot before?? Probably, but they could still raise a chuckle…. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now … Continue reading →
This is a genuine complaint to Devon & Cornwall Police Force from an angry member of the public A true email sent to the force, lengthy but brilliantly written…… Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service, Having spent the past twenty minutes … Continue reading →
A plumber is called to the house of a lady owner to fix a pipe problem under the kitchen sink. “Oh hello – come in and I’ll show you where the problem is. Oh – don’t you mind Spike my … Continue reading →
I have copied a part of the page on Hugh’s site right here – I am so angry about the waste that is going on here! I have been at this computer for about half an hour – the numbers … Continue reading →
Dumb question or what?? But how MANY people actually think about the future and how they are likely to be in years to come? The old comment of we only have one place to live – if that goes wrong, … Continue reading →
It doesn’t take MUCH to decide to be healthy! However there are times when it takes a shove in the right direction to show you HOW to be healthy and stay that way. There are SO many ways we are … Continue reading →
David Matthews is a freelance photographer caught up in a whirlwind of passion for his art. Over the years he has developed a keen eye for photographing everyday items in the most unique way imaginable. He photographs natural occurrences of … Continue reading →
Mathematics This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this: What Makes 100%? … Continue reading →
“The Very Hungry Mouse” and the leopard! The extraordinary scene was captured by photography student Casey Gutteridge at the Santago Rare Leopard Project in Hertfordshire. The 19-year-old, from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire, who was photographing the leopard for a course project, … Continue reading →
There are SO many young people who think they know all there is to driving and car control! I took the IAM test a while ago as part of my training for work as a private hire driver – it … Continue reading →
By Babette Cole has created the first two of four magical pony tales published by Bloomsbury (same publisher as Harry Potter) on May 3rd 2010. Magical. funny and mysterious thess are a new concept in pony books. Get your signed … Continue reading →
EMAIL DISGUISE! It is getting very easy for email harvesters to steal and abuse email addresses. I have just found a new site that can help disguise your email address!! I would suggest you try it!! … Continue reading →
One of the easiest ways to promote your business is by using email!! Ok – not by writing reams of information and sending it out, but by adding a signature to your email that goes to everyone you are in … Continue reading →
All of us have the ability to turn on the positive juice. All of us make a decision when we first wake up in the morning whether or not the day is going to be a positive day, a negative … Continue reading →
A man hired a carpenter to help him restore an old farmhouse. The carpenter had a rough first day on the job. First, a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, then his electric saw quit. At the … Continue reading →
Dog Diary Petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing! … Continue reading →
With thanks to Nigel Risner! I read this week the remarkable story of a young rugby player. He had a nasty injury, was forced to retire, and was paid out £500,000 in compensation. For some people that would have been … Continue reading →
RE: 1st CFM International Club Meet..in London..and next the world!! Posted on Chris Farrell Membership Site: Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 1:06 PM Well folks – what an evening!! I think Terry has summed it all up fairly well!!! Although … Continue reading →
An excellent video with Steve Jobs! … Continue reading →
Wow – that is a powerful statement! It’s also very true. I’ve been building websites now for about six years. I had never thought of trying to “make it” on the internet until I was looking for “something” to really … Continue reading →
Dan Brown’s Lost Symbol Review By Robert Wiersema Immersing myself in Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol, I was reminded of the title of Elvis Presley’s second greatest hits album, released in 1959: 50,000,000 Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong. That’s a … Continue reading →
I’m sorry – I digress here. I have NO idea if there are any fans of the Compare the Meercat ads visiting this site, but this is an out–take set….Just for a bit of a laugh!! … Continue reading →
We have just been out to a great evening meal with our dear friend Julie Storey, her daughter Rachel, mum Es, sis Jenny and Crystal, Es’ sister. Julie’s birthday and I’m not going to let the cat out, but at … Continue reading →
Princess Smartypants Breaks the Rules by Babette Cole published by Puffin Books.(comes out 11/08/09)
Continue reading →And they say that our education system is good??? Stand back and be amazed at its improvement. ……………………………………………………………………… UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for ‘cherrypickers’ and ‘cheesemongers’? Contestant: Homosexuals. Jeremy Paxman: No. They’re regiments in the … Continue reading →
Weymouth’s new dinosaur has been set free after being captured taking a paddle at the beach. The 20 foot-high Tyrannosaurus Rex was impounded after taking a dip in the sea but kind-hearted council officials have let Tex loose with a … Continue reading →