Farmer John’s Chickens
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a … Continue reading →
Pork Chops…………..or not!
In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Looks like a dateline of 2004 on this story, but a great story anyway! Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, … Continue reading →
Tech Support:
Tech Support: ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop. Customer: ‘OK.’ Tech Support: ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’ Customer: ‘No.’ Tech Support: ‘OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?’ Customer: ‘No.’ Tech Support: ‘OK, … Continue reading →
Jequirity bean bracelets …… an alert
I received an email from a friend of mine yesterday. I add it here for information and having looked online this looks like a genuine situation. How do these things get through and what about the folks who MAKE them?? … Continue reading →
Dorset IAM – A Skill for Life
When I joined Unicorn Courtesy Cars, the Weymouth based Chauffeured car Service, I was expected to become a member of the IAM. I’m very glad I was. Having been a member of IAM for several years now, I would urge … Continue reading →
The Love Dress.
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her Daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume … Continue reading →
A Scotsman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything in your life of particular merit?”, St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing”, the Scotsman replied. “On a trip to the outskirts of Glasgow , I came upon a gang of bikers … Continue reading →
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed
It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish Guardian. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, … Continue reading →
Negativity “Parable”
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman … Continue reading →
Shampoo warning
Please share the following information with your friends. I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out before !!!!! I wash my hair in the shower and the shampoo runs down over my whole body. Printed very clearly on the … Continue reading →
Wild Turkey and Coke On A Tuesday Morning
An email from david at David the Letterman.com came in passing on this little gem! Glad I wasn’t driving! “I had to go to Harrison this morning and saw this Coke truck sitting on the side of the road. When … Continue reading →
“Have a good day, Sir” said the policeman .
A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, He floored it to 100mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing!” he thought as … Continue reading →
A Dog Named Faith
This came in as an email to me and I just thought it was a good point to pass on. Read to the end… “Be kind, for everyone you meet is engaged in a great struggle.” Philo of Alexandria This … Continue reading →
Meet Molly, she’s a gray speckled pony abandoned by her owners
A most heartwarming story—beats the heck out of murders, politics and terrorists!!! She’s a gray speckled pony who was abandoned by her owners when Hurricane Katrina hit southern Louisiana . She spent weeks on her own before finally being rescued … Continue reading →
The result of talking on a mobile while driving
I received an email with this information… The number of times we see people using a mobile while driving….ridiculous when you see what COULD happen as a result More who see this the better. Her last call was from a … Continue reading →
The Two Second Rule – Drive Safely
Some time ago I applied to drive for an excellent company, Unicorn Courtesy Cars. One stipulation was that I take the Advanced Motorist test. The IAM Organisation offers advanced training to motorists and motorcyclists. In the South Dorset area we … Continue reading →
2011 – The Year’s BIG Project….
First off – we want to thank ALL the guys who have helped us out on this project. It was not a big project by any means to them I suspect, but it has been a big deal for us! … Continue reading →
Annual apology
Over the past few months I have probably forwarded some inappropriate pictures and jokes to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humour.. Unfortunately this wasn’t the case and I seem to have upset quite a few people … Continue reading →
Beyonce Rocks at Glastonbury!!
THANK you for this video – as long as it stays online!! … Continue reading →
Rectal Thermometer Made by Johnson & Johnson – ok this is a great suggestion!
Thank you Stephen Marshall for a good chuckle this morning!! To meet Stephen check out his Facebook Profile here. When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day [Even if you’re retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: … Continue reading →
Stay Hungry Stay Foolish – Steve Jobs
This post got lost on this site recently so I just wanted to add it back!! … Continue reading →
Yearly Physical
I went to the doctor for a physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked. “150,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 200. The nurse … Continue reading →
Stroke Identification – you MAY well have heard this before….take another look…
They say if you email this to ten people, you stand a chance of saving at least one life. Will you send this along? Blood Clots/Stroke – They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue Remember the 1st Three Letters……S. T. … Continue reading →
A to Z Illusions’ Alphabet Photography, brand new site!
The brand NEW version of A to Z Illusions is now LIVE!! Fantastic, fast acting Word Creation app created by Chris Collins who has also done other great work for Finding the Time Web Design. Full shop listing now … Continue reading →
Off the Rails at the Bar Se7en in Swanage – April 2011
Watch out for the pillar lads!! … Continue reading →
Fish Fight Debate in the House of Commons
Dear Fish Fighters, I’m writing with some BIG news from the Fish Fight campaign! A huge thank-you to all of you who emailed your MP and asked them to sign Zac Goldsmith’s Fish Fight Early Day Motion. As a result … Continue reading →
Good road holding tyres
Can someone bring the driver a shot of “Jack Daniels” and a pair of clean shorts? Good “Road-Hugging” Tyre! This is when the thought, “Don’t MOVE!” comes to mind! … Continue reading →