I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out before !!!!!

I wash my hair in the shower and the shampoo runs down over my whole body.

Printed very clearly on the label is the following warning:

“FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.”
No WONDER I have been gaining weight!!!

Well, I have got rid of that shampoo and I am going to
start using Dish Washing Liquid instead.
Its label reads,

“DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone . .. . I’ll be in the shower!