A man and a woman who had never met  before, but who were both married to other  people, found themselves assigned to the same  sleeping room on a trans-continental  train. Though  initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired  and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the  lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned  down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m  sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach  into the closet to get me a second  blanket?  I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for  tonight, let’s pretend that we’re  married.” “Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he  exclaimed. “‘Good”, she replied “Get  your own f….ing blanket.” After a moment of  silence, he farted.   The  End OK – STOP Chuckling and: Listen to the Dr. Bender Audio – “Doctor Says” … Continue reading →