A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.” “Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed. “‘Good”, she replied “Get your own f….ing blanket.” After a moment of silence, he farted. The End OK – STOP Chuckling and: Listen to the Dr. Bender Audio – “Doctor Says” … Continue reading →