Annual apology
Over the past few months I have probably forwarded some inappropriate pictures and jokes to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humour..
Unfortunately this wasn’t the case and I seem to have upset quite a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow..
If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.
Looking to 2012 onward, I will only post or send e-mail with a cultural or educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics.
Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris .
It is the oldest bridge in Paris and took 26 years to build.
It was completed in 1604..
Oh DARN! I’m sorry – how the blazes did she get in there??
Beyonce Rocks at Glastonbury!!
THANK you for this video – as long as it stays online!!
Rectal Thermometer Made by Johnson & Johnson – ok this is a great suggestion!
Thank you Stephen Marshall for a good chuckle this morning!! To meet Stephen check out his Facebook Profile here.
When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains so you will not be disturbed.
- Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
- Open the package and remove the thermometer.
- Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
- Now the fun part begins.
- Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
- You will notice that in small print there is this statement: “Every Rectal Thermometer Made by Johnson & Johnson Is personally tested and then Sanitized.”
- Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.”
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
If you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart…Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!
Enjoy life now – It has an expiration date!
Stay Hungry Stay Foolish – Steve Jobs
This post got lost on this site recently so I just wanted to add it back!!
Yearly Physical
I went to the doctor for a physical. The nurse started with certain basics.
“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“150,” I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 200.
The nurse asked, “Your height?”
“6 foot 1,” I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5′ 11″
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
“Of course it’s high!” I screamed, ‘When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch
