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For the “older people”….

In the West Country Posted on November 15, 2017 by Mike FindingNovember 15, 2017
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ONE Recently, I went to McDonald’s and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the … Continue reading →

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Senior Citizen Status

In the West Country Posted on August 6, 2017 by Mike FindingJanuary 17, 2018

  You may not qualify for senior citizen status yet (ACTUALLY – I DO qualify!) but I  am sure you will agree with these statements  xx YES, THIS IS US!! (maybe not all of you… but some of us) Senior citizens … Continue reading →

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Taylor Swift Shake It Off

In the West Country Posted on May 27, 2015 by Mike FindingJune 3, 2015

WHAT an excellent video this is!! This young lady is a star! The dancers are all most excellent!! Taylor Swift – Shake It Off Published on Aug 18, 2014 Taylor’s new release 1989 is Available Now featuring the hit single … Continue reading →

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Exciting new Bupa Programme:

In the West Country Posted on December 10, 2013 by Mike FindingDecember 10, 2013

You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. … Continue reading →

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Glorious insults are from an era before the English language became boiled down to 4-letter words

In the West Country Posted on October 1, 2013 by Mike FindingSeptember 30, 2013

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”· “He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr … Continue reading →

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Ferrari 458 Italia

In the West Country Posted on May 13, 2013 by Mike FindingMay 13, 2013

A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is “What will it do?” The answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in 3.3 seconds,” or something along those lines. Well, here’s the brand new 2013 Ferrari … Continue reading →

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For those of you who have pets, this is a true story. For those that don’t…a true story.

In the West Country Posted on April 27, 2013 by Mike FindingAugust 11, 2013
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The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print … Continue reading →

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“Jesus Knows You’re Here”

In the West Country Posted on April 27, 2013 by Mike FindingApril 27, 2013

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. … Continue reading →

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The Tomato Garden . . .

In the West Country Posted on April 25, 2013 by Mike FindingApril 25, 2013

An old gentleman lived alone in Kent. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old … Continue reading →

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Have you had a week like this?

In the West Country Posted on March 28, 2013 by Mike FindingAugust 11, 2013

Interesting – I saw this and thought – “YUP! Tha’s me this last week!” Ok – so next week what am I going to DO about it? I’ll maybe let you know. Have a most excellent Easter weekend all – … Continue reading →

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Calvin & Hobbes – Beware Young Parents!

In the West Country Posted on February 2, 2013 by Mike FindingFebruary 2, 2013

Amazon.co.uk Widgets … Continue reading →

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Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics…

In the West Country Posted on August 31, 2012 by Mike FindingNovember 28, 2012

2012 Summer Olympics You gotta chuckle here!! Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her … Continue reading →

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A SHORT LOVE STORY

In the West Country Posted on July 7, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 4, 2015

A man and a woman who had never met  before, but who were both married to other  people, found themselves assigned to the same  sleeping room on a trans-continental  train. Though  initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they … Continue reading →

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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

In the West Country Posted on June 26, 2012 by Mike FindingJune 26, 2012

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn … Continue reading →

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OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!

In the West Country Posted on June 25, 2012 by Mike FindingJune 23, 2012

Ok – so you read it before – others may not have!! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take … Continue reading →

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Shot my first turkey yesterday!

In the West Country Posted on June 23, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

  Scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Getting old is so much fun… Remember: Don’t make Old People mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much … Continue reading →

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Leaving Work Early

In the West Country Posted on June 19, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, … Continue reading →

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Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman

In the West Country Posted on June 19, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

(Disclaimer – I was sent this and it just made me chuckle! NO offense intended to any person, living or dead or thinking about either!) A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful and things went from … Continue reading →

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CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE ……. JUST PRICELESS

In the West Country Posted on June 16, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

Mastercard, Absolutely Priceless ….. CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE ……. Reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle Recently: Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless; and it’s so easy to see happening … Continue reading →

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Happily Married!!

In the West Country Posted on June 13, 2012 by Mike FindingJune 13, 2012

An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of … Continue reading →

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Stud Rooster

In the West Country Posted on May 31, 2012 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

This may well be an old joke, but it certainly brought a smile to my face!! A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the … Continue reading →

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Perils of a religious Upbringing…

In the West Country Posted on May 16, 2012 by Mike FindingMay 16, 2012

As I walked down the busy pavement with my dear wife, knowing we were late for church, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, ragged vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Some people turned to stare. … Continue reading →

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Farmer John’s Chickens

In the West Country Posted on March 19, 2012 by Mike FindingMarch 19, 2012

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a … Continue reading →

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“Have a good day, Sir” said the policeman .

In the West Country Posted on February 18, 2012 by Mike FindingJanuary 26, 2017

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car  salesroom.  Taking off down the motorway, He  floored it to 100mph, enjoying the wind blowing  through what little hair he had  left. “Amazing!” he thought as  … Continue reading →

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Yearly Physical

In the West Country Posted on October 31, 2011 by Mike FindingOctober 31, 2011

I went to the doctor for a physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked. “150,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 200. The nurse … Continue reading →

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Disorder in the American Courts!

In the West Country Posted on May 5, 2011 by Mike FindingMay 5, 2011

Have you heard this lot before?? Probably, but they could still raise a chuckle…. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now … Continue reading →

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The Plumber and the Parrot

In the West Country Posted on January 21, 2011 by Mike FindingFebruary 8, 2015

A plumber is called to the house of a lady owner to fix a pipe problem under the kitchen sink. “Oh hello – come in and I’ll show you where the problem is. Oh – don’t you mind Spike my … Continue reading →

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Just a bit of fun!

In the West Country Posted on September 20, 2010 by Mike FindingSeptember 20, 2010

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It Pays to Remember Names!

In the West Country Posted on February 28, 2010 by Mike FindingFebruary 26, 2010

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Dogs and Cats – The Differences….!!

In the West Country Posted on February 26, 2010 by Mike FindingFebruary 26, 2010

Dog Diary Petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing! … Continue reading →

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