For the “older people”….
ONE Recently, I went to McDonald’s and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half…
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Senior Citizen Status
You may not qualify for senior citizen status yet (ACTUALLY – I DO qualify!) but I am sure you will agree with these statements xx YES, THIS IS US!! (maybe…
Read more »Taylor Swift Shake It Off
WHAT an excellent video this is!! This young lady is a star! The dancers are all most excellent!! Taylor Swift – Shake It Off Published on Aug 18, 2014 Taylor’s…
Read more »Exciting new Bupa Programme:
You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care. So what do you do? Our plan gives…
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Jeremy Paxman and John Bishop on the Graham Norton Show
Jeremy Paxman & John Bishop on the state of our politicians! The Graham Norton Show is a great place for good content and every now and then you get two…
Read more »Glorious insults are from an era before the English language became boiled down to 4-letter words
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or…
Read more »Ferrari 458 Italia
A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is “What will it do?” The answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in 3.3 seconds,” or something…
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For those of you who have pets, this is a true story. For those that don’t…a true story.
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes…
Read more »“Jesus Knows You’re Here”
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped…
Read more »The Tomato Garden . . .
An old gentleman lived alone in Kent. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,…
Read more »Have you had a week like this?
Interesting – I saw this and thought – “YUP! Tha’s me this last week!” Ok – so next week what am I going to DO about it? I’ll maybe let…
Read more »Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics…
2012 Summer Olympics You gotta chuckle here!! Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: Weightlifting…
Read more »A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train….
Read more »WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a…
Read more »OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!
Ok – so you read it before – others may not have!! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam….
Read more »Shot my first turkey yesterday!
Scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Getting old is so much fun… Remember: Don’t make Old People mad. We don’t like being…
Read more »Leaving Work Early
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the…
Read more »Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman
(Disclaimer – I was sent this and it just made me chuckle! NO offense intended to any person, living or dead or thinking about either!) A plane passed through a…
Read more »CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE ……. JUST PRICELESS
Mastercard, Absolutely Priceless ….. CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE ……. Reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle Recently: Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This…
Read more »Happily Married!!
An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I…
Read more »Stud Rooster
This may well be an old joke, but it certainly brought a smile to my face!! A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for…
Read more »Perils of a religious Upbringing…
As I walked down the busy pavement with my dear wife, knowing we were late for church, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, ragged vagabonds that are found…
Read more »Farmer John’s Chickens
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being…
Read more »“Have a good day, Sir” said the policeman .
A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, He floored it to 100mph, enjoying the wind blowing through…
Read more »Yearly Physical
I went to the doctor for a physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked. “150,” I said. The nurse put me on the…
Read more »Disorder in the American Courts!
Have you heard this lot before?? Probably, but they could still raise a chuckle…. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually…
Read more »The Plumber and the Parrot
A plumber is called to the house of a lady owner to fix a pipe problem under the kitchen sink. “Oh hello – come in and I’ll show you where…
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