For the “older people”….
ONE Recently, I went to McDonald’s and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the … Continue reading →
Category Archives: Fun!
Senior Citizen Status
You may not qualify for senior citizen status yet (ACTUALLY – I DO qualify!) but I am sure you will agree with these statements xx YES, THIS IS US!! (maybe not all of you… but some of us) Senior citizens … Continue reading →
Taylor Swift Shake It Off
WHAT an excellent video this is!! This young lady is a star! The dancers are all most excellent!! Taylor Swift – Shake It Off Published on Aug 18, 2014 Taylor’s new release 1989 is Available Now featuring the hit single … Continue reading →
Exciting new Bupa Programme:
You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. … Continue reading →
Jeremy Paxman and John Bishop on the Graham Norton Show
Jeremy Paxman & John Bishop on the state of our politicians! The Graham Norton Show is a great place for good content and every now and then you get two people who really say it like it is! After a … Continue reading →
Glorious insults are from an era before the English language became boiled down to 4-letter words
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”· “He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr … Continue reading →
Ferrari 458 Italia
A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is “What will it do?” The answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in 3.3 seconds,” or something along those lines. Well, here’s the brand new 2013 Ferrari … Continue reading →
For those of you who have pets, this is a true story. For those that don’t…a true story.
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print … Continue reading →
“Jesus Knows You’re Here”
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. … Continue reading →
The Tomato Garden . . .
An old gentleman lived alone in Kent. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old … Continue reading →
Have you had a week like this?
Interesting – I saw this and thought – “YUP! Tha’s me this last week!” Ok – so next week what am I going to DO about it? I’ll maybe let you know. Have a most excellent Easter weekend all – … Continue reading →
Calvin & Hobbes – Beware Young Parents!
Amazon.co.uk Widgets … Continue reading →
Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics…
2012 Summer Olympics You gotta chuckle here!! Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her … Continue reading →
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they … Continue reading →
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn … Continue reading →