Yearly Physical
I went to the doctor for a physical. The nurse started with certain basics.
“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“150,” I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 200.
The nurse asked, “Your height?”
“6 foot 1,” I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5′ 11″
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
“Of course it’s high!” I screamed, ‘When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch
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