Exciting new Bupa Programme:
You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. … Continue reading →
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An Awful Tabloid Decided To Review Her Lady Parts Instead Of Her Music. So She Responded Awesomely.
Amanda Palmer, rock star and all-around awesome person, decided to have a little fun at the Daily Mail’s expense —in song — after they wrote an unflattering article about a wardrobe malfunction instead of reviewing the concert she performed. The … Continue reading →
Ferrari 458 Italia
A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is “What will it do?” The answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in 3.3 seconds,” or something along those lines. Well, here’s the brand new 2013 Ferrari … Continue reading →
For those of you who have pets, this is a true story. For those that don’t…a true story.
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print … Continue reading →
The Tomato Garden . . .
An old gentleman lived alone in Kent. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old … Continue reading →
The Daffodil Principle by Jaroldeen Asplund Edwards
Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, “Mother, you must come see the daffodils before they are over.” I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead. “I will come next Tuesday, ” … Continue reading →
This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it
“The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living” This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it. It’s her future she’s … Continue reading →
Apostrophe catastrophe: How a common punctuation howler drives us to distraction
Read more Here with the Mail Online You don’t have to go to the greengrocer’s to spot them. Errant apostrophes are springing up everywhere. And while their misuse is among our most common grammatical mistakes, it is also the most … Continue reading →
Blondes Have More Fun….according to Rod Stewart!
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A young man’s dream to be an artist was crushed when his application to enter a fine arts academy was rejected. His broken dream turned into a tragic nightmare for the world . . . So, WHO PAINTED THESE PICTURES? … Continue reading →
Calvin & Hobbes – Beware Young Parents!
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Continue reading →Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics…
2012 Summer Olympics You gotta chuckle here!! Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her … Continue reading →
Motorbike and Lorry Collision
Safe Driving has benefits everywhere – take note of the following story…. The cops were traveling down the highway at around 1 o’clock in the morning near Tulsa , Oklahoma . They found this on the road. Another patrol … Continue reading →
Polar Bear: I come in peace….Unbelievable
Norbert Rosing’s striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada ‘s Hudson Bay . The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs when the … Continue reading →
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they … Continue reading →
Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)..
Heard it before?? Ok – but it’s still a bit of a chuckle! ****** FROM ROLLS-ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE ****** Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all … Continue reading →
OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!
Ok – so you read it before – others may not have!! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take … Continue reading →
IDIOT SIGHTING 4: A Local Garage (not near us as far as I know!)
When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly … Continue reading →
Shot my first turkey yesterday!
Scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Getting old is so much fun… Remember: Don’t make Old People mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much … Continue reading →
IDIOT SIGHTING 3 – Government Employee
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it’s safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an ‘intellectually challenged’ co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the beeper was for. I explained that it signals blind … Continue reading →
Leaving Work Early
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, … Continue reading →
Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman
(Disclaimer – I was sent this and it just made me chuckle! NO offense intended to any person, living or dead or thinking about either!) A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful and things went from … Continue reading →
The Green Thing (Read it before? Ne’r mind!! Have another look!!)
Checking out at Tesco, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.” … Continue reading →
IDIOT SIGHTING 2 – IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’ He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Bankstown , Sydney …..
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We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had … Continue reading →
CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE ……. JUST PRICELESS
Mastercard, Absolutely Priceless ….. CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE ……. Reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle Recently: Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless; and it’s so easy to see happening … Continue reading →
Jubilee Fly Past
Incredible footage has been released showing the bird’s eye view enjoyed by crew aboard a Lancaster bomber flying over London for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The aeroplane, which is part of the RAF’s Battle of Britain Memorial Flight (BBMF), … Continue reading →
Happily Married!!
An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of … Continue reading →
Stud Rooster
This may well be an old joke, but it certainly brought a smile to my face!! A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the … Continue reading →
If you ever think about how bad things are for you…
Check out this guy Nick Vujicic!! Nick Vujicic-Discouraged Or Feeling Down? Need Motivation? Try Living A Life Without Limbs Ok – Now if you ever think about how bad things are for you…
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